The young rooster that screws everything
Meet the young rooster that screws everything (a short and funny story). A farmer ventures out and purchases a brand-new young rooster.
The young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmer’s hens as soon as he gets home. The farmer is impressed.
At midday, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is now more concerned than merely impressed.
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The following morning, in addition to screwing the hens, the rooster also screwed the ducks, turkeys, and even the cows.
The farmer later notices the rooster lying in the barnyard, eyes closed, limp as a rag, and dead, with vultures circling above.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster’s limp body, and says: “You earned it, you horny bastard!”
The young rooster then raises one eye, waves a wing up at the vultures, and crows, “Shhhh! They are about to land! “