A man went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’
Crazy: What A man said and did to his priest during a confession. What do you mean, almost? the priest questioned.
We undressed and rubbed together, but I stopped after that, the man stated. Rub together is the same as putting it in, the priest added.
You must never again see that woman. Say five Hail Marys and place $50 in the poor box as your penance.
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After leaving the confessional, the man prayed before heading over to the poor box. He took a little pause before he started to walk away.
Watching him, the priest quickly approached him and said, “I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!
Yes, but according to you, rubbing the $50 on the box counts as putting it in, the man retorted.
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